收拾手机文件发现以前无聊给HASA DIGA EEBOWAI填了个中文词。看着还蛮好笑的发出来乐呵一下hhh
(请脑补一个集全中国之大成像沙德维尔先生内样的梦幻口音)
《HASA DIGA EEBOWAI》
In this part of Africa,
在我们这旮沓
we ALL have a saying，
有这么个说法
whenever something bad happens，
只要遇上坏事
we just throw our hands up to the sky and say，
我们就举起双手朝天说一声：
HASA DIGA EEBOWAI！
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪！
Hasa Diga Eebowai?
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪？
It's the only way to get through all these troubled times.
只有这样我们才能熬过这些操蛋日子
There's war, poverty, famine…，
我们这儿又打仗，又穷，又能饿死人
but having a saying makes it all seem better!
但有这么一个说法能让日子感觉好过一些
There isn't enough food to eat.
粮食压根就不够吃
Hasa Diga Eebowai.
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪
People are starving in the street.
大街上饿鬼如行尸
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪！
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪！
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪！
Well, that's pretty neat!
诶，听着不错啊！
Does it mean no worries for the rest of our days?
是不是说我们以后就再也不用发愁了？
Kind of!
差不多吧！
We've had no rain in several days.
这几天雨都没一丝
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪
And eighty percent of us have AIDS.
八成群众都得艾滋
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪
Many young girls here get circumcised,
好多黄花闺女受割礼
Their *******s get cut right off.
**活生生给割掉
Way oh!
哎哟！
And so we say up to the sky，
所以我们朝天一声喊
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪！
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪
Now you try.
你们也试试
Just stand up tall，
挺直腰板
tilt your head to the sky,
抬头看天
and list all the bad things in YOUR life.
把遇上的所有坏事都说出来
Somebody took our luggage away!
我们的行李不翼而飞！
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪
The plane was crowded and the bus was late!
挤大巴简直是活受罪！
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪
When the world is getting you down,
就算一切都让你失望
There's nobody else to blame.
你也没别人可怪罪
Way oh!
嘿哟！
Raise a middle finger to the sky,
所以伸出中指对着天
And curse his rotten name.
咒他祖宗八辈
Wait, what?？
等会儿，啥？？
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪！
Am I saying it right?
我念的没错吧？
Excuse me, sir,
打扰一下，大哥，
what EXACTLY does that phrase mean?
这句话它具体是什么意思啊？
Well, let's see…
啊，我想想啊……
'Eebowai' means 'God'，
'姨脖歪'意思是'上帝'
and 'Hasa Diga' means '*******#YOU'，
然后'蛤撒迪嘎'呢意思是'艹你丫的'
So I guess in English it would be,
所以我脚着用英语说大概就是
'*******#YOU, God!'，
'艹你丫的上帝'
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪！
What?
啥？？
When God *******s you in the butt.
如果上帝爆你菊
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪！
******* God back right in his *******!
反身回去捅他B！
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪！
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪！
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪！
*******#YOU, God，
艹你丫！
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪！
*******#YOU, God，
艹你丫！
Excuse me sir，
不好意思，大哥
you should really not be saying that.
但您这么说真的不太好
Things aren't always as bad as they seem.
情况应该也没有您说的那么槽糕吧
Oh really?
哦，是吗？
Take this ******* asshole, Mutumbo.
咱就拿母吐母勃这个逼来说吧
He got caught last week trying to rape a baby.
他上周被抓到想要强j一个奶娃娃
What? Why?
啥？为啥啊？？
Some people in his tribe, believe having sex with a virgin will cure their AIDS.
他内部落里有些人啊，相信只要和处女上床就能治好他们的艾滋
There aren't many virgins left，
但是这儿也没几个人还是处女了
so some of them are turning to babies.
所以有些人就开始打奶娃娃的主意
But…that's horrible!
但是……这也太变态了吧！
I know!
就是说啊！
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪
Here's the butcher, he has AIDS.
这是杀猪的他有艾滋
Here is the teacher, she has AIDS.
这是教书的她有艾滋
Here is the doctor, he has AIDS，
这是治病的他有艾滋
Here is my daughter, she has A…，
这是我闺女她有爱——
…Wonderful disposition.
——爱这个世界的心灵
She's all I have left in the world.
她是我唯一的宝贝
And if either of you lays a hand on her，
要是你俩谁敢动她一指头
I will give you my AIDS！
我传给你我的艾滋！
If you don't like what we say，
要是嫌我说话不文明
Try living here a couple days.
呆上几天看你行不行
Watch all your friends and family die.
眼看亲朋好友都死光
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪
*******#YOU！
艹你！
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤！撒！迪！嘎！姨！脖！歪！
*******#YOU God in the ass, mouth,and ******* –a，
上帝我日你丫菊，B和嘴-巴
*******#YOU God in the ass, mouth,and ******* –a，
上帝我日你丫菊，B和嘴-巴
*******#YOU God in the ass, mouth,and ******* –a，
上帝我日你丫菊，B和嘴-巴
*******#YOU in the eye!
我日你的眼！
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
蛤撒迪嘎姨脖歪！
Hasa，
蛤撒！
*******#YOU in the other eye!
日进你另一只眼！
*******#YOU，
上帝
*******#YOU God，
艹你丫！
*******#YOU，
上帝
*******#YOU God，
艹你丫！
*******#YOU，
上帝
*******#YOU God，
操你丫！
Hasa Diga!
蛤撒迪嘎！
*******#YOU God!
我——艹——你——
In the *******
你——的——B——！
